This place is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
I have never felt more like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.
If man say him a ting, them him a ting.
Just moved 11300 messages from my outlook inbox to a local folder. That's inbox 0 of a sort isn't it?
Big commerce, small commerce. flic.kr/p/8Rh9iZ
LA's Wall St. A bit less glam than New York's flic.kr/p/8Rke2d
Now that Charmed is no longer on the air, is it OK to start liking "How Soon is Now?" again?
Mmmm. Shopping cart corn. instagr.am/p/L2XD/
2 Likes, 0 Comments - Gareth Simpson (@xurble) on Instagram: "Mmmm. Shopping cart corn. "
Fake nostalgia version courtesy of instagram.
Just spotted my problem with Jack in the Box's "ultimate" cheeseburger: not buying the one with bacon. Nothing is ultimate without bacon.
Introducing our 2 new fish. Raspberry and, er, Fish. flic.kr/p/8RZTXm
LAX to Burbank in 35 minutes The traffic Gods are smiling in me today :)
Comic Sans 12pt please. It's informative and fun. Like a clown with a thesaurus.
Safer bet than the shopping cart hotdogs.
Bobs @ Bob's Big Boy instagr.am/p/RGJt/
2 Likes, 0 Comments - Gareth Simpson (@xurble) on Instagram: "Bobs"
I think the school district's IT infrastructure might not be all that it could be :) yfrog.com/b9agyzj
I am thankful that Mimi's managed to find something that wasn't turkey for my veggie kids. yfrog.com/0axtc0j
What the hell is this shit? My car just gave me a frost and ice warning.
last.fm just played Victoria Beckham on my “recommended” radio. May have to give my wife a stern look.
Hmm. @hollywoodmaddie following me has led to cries of "Daddy stop swearing on twitter" from the other end of the sofa.
Meanwhile the little one seems to have developed a taste for hardcore drum and bass on YouTube. The joy.
Why is my laptop starting to melt? Oh that's right, it's the paused Flash video I've forgotten about in the other tab. Thanks @Adobe
The number 01 811 8055 has just popped up unexpectedly from the murky depths of my memory.
The little one is filling up her sock with loose change. I am more hopeful than confident that she is not about to mug someone.
Humming along to everyone's favourite date rape song, Funky Cold Medina.
This is an automatic archive of posts made by Gareth Simpson
on various services around the internet.