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You can stick your 'respect for the pixel grid' up your arse. Windows' font rendering makes me want to scratch out my eyes.

ME: Why doesn't the second speaker on my iPhone work?

THE INTERNET: Because it's a microphone, dumbass.

Boo watching Boo! yfrog.com/ncwbxj

Carl's Jr is the fast food version of Carl's. What do you call a small Carl's Jr? Genius. yfrog.com/jmr8njj

This has to be the best Halloween candy ever. yfrog.com/f344dj

♫ patched-up hand-me-down second-to-next-best ♫

♫and now Harry's walked away with Tony's wife♫

♫you fake hair contact wearing liposuction carnival exhibit♫

I don't know how @bluehost manage to provide dirt cheap hosting, with astonishingly good technical support.

Being an only child, I was not prepared for my kids’ turf wars over inconsequential bits of plastic.

If you thought 10/10/10 was exciting (and it seems that everyone did), just you wait 397 days, then you'll really see something.

Teenage Fanclub at the El Rey is very tempting tonight. They do not look terribly teenage any more. is.gd/fXomK

There is something uniquely depressing about following minute by minute reports of court cases rather than football games is.gd/g1Som

We either have rats that can remove and replace plastic lids, or the toddler has been eating my deodorant.

Child 1: "I only like reading books on the Nook so stop buying me books in real life".

Remember when Leeds were too good to go down? Yeah, me too :( #lfc

Thank you to Samsung for introducing me to the world's ugliest iPod Touch and also advertising's freakiest looking finger is.gd/gbGIc

It's subtle, but the iPad is clearly not designed for the left handed.

Actually, iPad software is great for lefties (Safari buttons/everything with left column nav). It's just the hardware that doesn't like me.

OK UKers, I've finished Inbetweeners. What Brit-Com should I be watching next?