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Great timing on the apple event streaming crapping out - right when they are touting Apple TV streaming rentals :)

Just saw a car full of young people lost and seeking directions with a paper map. Perhaps they were trying to get back to 2002.

Finally, I have django, virtualenv and fastcgi on shared hosting bent to my will. I am invincible!

I love the Apple Remote app, but how come it's the only thing on my phone that doesn't have an iPhone 4 resolution icon? Looks sloppy Apple.

Wow, Ping is already a total spam wasteland. Also my music all came and went between 1989 and 1994 so there's no one to follow :)

Does RedBeanPHP really work? Seems like it might be made of magic. redbeanphp.com/

I don't care how long I live here, I will never accept that broiling is grilling and not something a bit like boiling.

Turns out eldest child hasn't gone completely native. Managed to buy off Sushi dinner request with promise of Beans on Toast.

Hey @nytimes FYI, your free registration is obnoxious and intrusive and I will never, ever do it. Not even fake details, or bugmenot. xxx

Not the brand of crisps I was expecting in a Burbank 7-11. yfrog.com/j1qejpj

How come no one eats late in this stupid town? Driving to LA to pick up dinner. Again.

Today is picture day at school. It's the highlight of my daughter's academic year.

Windows 7. Firstly: 'edit' is not recognized as an internal or external command Secondly: Alt+F,X,Y does not save and quit notepad anymore.

You know you've drifted out of touch with someone when you can't decide whether to make a pedophile joke on their facebook status.

It's 7 am. We've been up for two hours. At least *I* don't have to look cheery. yfrog.com/6wag4sj

It's all getting a little tense. yfrog.com/73whqj

Winners! yfrog.com/muf0kjj

1st world problem of the day: Ikea security guard won't let me park in the 15 minute zone to pick up my take out food. The humanity.

Classy sign at Pope Rally: "Down with this sort of thing" :)
www.secularism.org.uk/protest-the-pope-rally-sees-thou.html

Forget iPhones, the marvel of the modern age is the self-winding watch.

Oh God, the kids have got me eating sushi now.

Childcare tip. A toddler with a handful of pennies and a slot machine that only takes quarters will feed it indefinitely, Sisyphus-like.

Never let it be said that I don't have a way with animals. I have trained the dog to go to its bed on command. The command is "fuck off".

The toddler will be a quivering ball of rage when she finds out Sesame St. have cut the Elmo/Katy Perry duet. j.mp/dtBZE3

I get all my news by trying to decipher what @PROMO_TWEET is talking about.

Kicking off Autumn with some really seasonal weather. yfrog.com/jyv53rj

iTunes is the irritating piece of sand in the oyster that makes the pearl that is everything else from Apple possible. Or something.

Can't decide if Che in Evita is a lone Greek Chorus or a Brechtian Alienation Device. Or both. I blame @Penethea

Sat listening to Suede. I was completely and utterly wrong to hate them in the 90s.

Well that was comfortably the hottest day of my life. And by comfortable I mean brutally unpleasant.

I all I hear is Alan Partridge's voice. yfrog.com/nbgmmoj

Not even near universal acclaim and an admittedly genius piece of casting can make me want to watch a Facebook movie. is.gd/fyVrA