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The baby sleeping in until 9 was not as relaxing as I hoped. Kept worrying she was dead. Had to go and wake her up in the end.

I didn't know @davebullock was a photographer for wired. www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/07/intercepting-cell-phone-calls/

I've removed my wedding ring for the first time in years. Feels like a bit of my body is missing. yfrog.com/74t9lcj

Just when you think society is going completely down the shitter, a judge pops up and overturns prop 8. Nicely done. scr.bi/cB4QQr

Buying and shuttering Etherpad just keeps looking like a dumber and dumber decision. j.mp/akHmQU

I am the proud owner of Burbank's largest collection of useless UK voltage power tools.

If I drag and poof the download folder out of the dock instead of fanning it and getting my file one more time, I'm going to fucking scream.

I just saw Patty the Daytime Hooker at Albertsons.

An unexpected Hannah Montana appearance has led to me having to explain who Sheryl Crow is via the medium of every Youtube video ever.

Broke my 6 month @Reddit abstinence. It's all funny pictures, and inane commentary. Decline very obvious when not experiencing it gradually.

Damn telemarketers and robo-callers. My phone needs a "report spam" button.

Three hours ago the helicopter hovering over my house was interesting. Now it's just fucking tedious and loud.

OK Warner Bros. I get it, you want to shoot your movie, but seriously fuck off with the fucking helicopter.

If Apple renames the Apple TV back to iTV they're going to run into trademark disputes in the UK and elsewhere. Will it be Sosumi again?

Everything that's wrong with soft drinks in America today: yfrog.com/ngkjyyj

I don't see how you can see @pepsi Throwback as anything other than an admission that HFCS has made their product substantially worse.

OK world, I think I've been quite patient. Where is my version of Wizball for the iPhone?

School starts again in 8 hours time and I've forgotten how to make packed lunches. Standing in Vons with a blank look in my face.

Why is there a scary shirtless man washing his beaten up old minivan in the strip mall car park outside Subway at midnight?

I think Facebook just phished me. Tricked into friend requesting someone I barely know. Looked like I confirming a friend request from them.

Finally! It's the relentlessly-oppressive, doesn't-get-cool-at-night heat I've been missing all summer.

Wow - an actual killer tweet: twitter.com/drfrankryan/status/21353019927 ( is.gd/enpF4 )

Facebook places is like a charmless, ersatz Foursquare or Gowalla.

Soon I too will know the joy of dropping my calls with the simple flick fo a finger: is.gd/eB2Si

The heat onslaught has started in earnest. yfrog.com/mzojdj

I used to think we were good parents, but it turns out that the first child is just naturally well behaved.

This is either great or terrible news: www.comedy.co.uk/news/story/00000359/dirk_gently_bbc4_pilot/

I stopped reading The Register because of Andrew Orlowski trolling and now he keeps getting quoted by @gruber and sounding all sensible.

There's no more exciting event in Boo's young life than food being delivered to the door.

The speakers on my new phone are remarkably effective. If I were a spotty youth I could really annoy some bus passengers with them.

Oops. I may have inadvertently taught the toddler the words to Cee Lo Green's 'Fuck You'

www.dirpy.com/ is astonishingly useful.

So @Twitter , are you about to cut off the official iPhone client for not using oauth?