This place is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
My driving directions appear to have been censored by ITV for broadcast before the watershed.
This is just embarrassing.
1. The EU did 'negotiate and conclude an agreement' but then we rejected it.
2. If the EU were obliged to offer something we ratify, why not hold out for the truly unreasonable? Demand they pay us to leave. They'd have to offer that deal.
Get a grip.
I know you are super privacy-conscious but if I gave your app my twitter handle it could guess which of my contacts are in my followed list. There are millions of Paul Smiths, but I only follow one. No need to authenticate.
Same thing for Facebook (although maybe you need to authenticate then??).
Actually, what I really want is Gravatar for Phone Numbers, but I guess you don’t want to build and run that? 😇
I love me some BBedit but if anything can prise me away, it might be this.
Who has that kind of money?
Emma and I used to have movie passes and we’d go see Fellowship of the Ring all the time.
After a few times we’d just go see parts. Like leave after Rivendell and go get dinner. Or time it to arrive at the entrance to Moria.
Does that count?
Jesus Christ. Alexa and children with speech challenges is a match made in hell.
Since Origi scored in the first game, it’s a good time to listen to @The_Mighty_Mojo and why anatomy-based praise isn’t a great idea. Even when it rhymes.
Child 2 Boo refuses to accept that it’s not Bay-Zel Brush youtu.be/WMfHw6-CHJA 🇺🇸🙄
She kills a runaway girl and her dog in “Me and Little Andy”
It’s the only sensible way to read the lyrics. 🧒🏼 🐶 💀
The feeling when you want to celebrate #LeftHandersDay but all the emoji are right handed 👊✊🙄
This what passes for optimism now: @IanDunt insisting that “we’re demonstrably not fucked”
Lemmings finally on iPhone: 👌🏻
Freemium, buy-gold-to-progress business model: 🤮 apps.apple.com/gb/story/id147…
And by “finally” I clearly mean “over a year ago but I only just discovered it”.
Is there anything in the world more patriotic than a US passport?
My new Jam is watching Mitchell and Webb and imagining that “The Event” is no-deal Brexit.
Me trying to appear confident for my daughter while reading all the failure memes the kids are posting on #gcseresultsday2019
Playing it cool now she’s done well.
Can’t wait for @michaelgove’s ministry of truth to spin this (again).
Everything in this thread is technically correct, but it seems kind of shitty to go after someone trying to do the right thing but imperfectly.
It’s not like @jameelajamil has no track record in this area. She’s been talking about it for years.
Am I going to have to block every damn Permier League club to avoid these incessant @Olacabs pre-roll ads?
Achievement unlocked: Blocked by my own MP on Facebook 🙄
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