1 April 2025
I don’t have favourite children but if I did, this is the kind of behaviour that would get you bonus points.

This place is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
I don’t have favourite children but if I did, this is the kind of behaviour that would get you bonus points.
My eldest, Maddie, has completed her cabin crew training and is doing her first flights today. FlightRadar is the new Find My.
For the first time in my voting life I’m in a constituency that could (and should) flip. Feels like my first meaningful parliamentary vote. We should have PR so it can always feel like this.
If this turns out to be a hoax, I will cry. Over twice the speed of my Starlink for about half the price. And that’s not even the fastest package. I honestly did not see this coming.
So a few weeks ago, on a sunny day, I bought a new barbecue. As I stand here in the pouring rain in mid June, I would just like to apologise to the UK public for my foolishness. It has barely stopped raining since and I am sorry.
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