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Unhealthy and vaguely disturbing at the same time.

Making a list of foods the baby doesn't like. So far have " Swiss cheese"

At least I thought it was hot until it reached 109 the next day.

Dear Jessie Eisenberg & Michael Cera. One of you is clearly impersonating the other. Can you figure out which one and then stop please?

Little Fishy Gareth is dead. Long live Little Fishy Gareth!

Wienerschnitzel $1 chilli cheese fries burritos. Dirty. Dirty fabulous!

Sub $3 gas. \o/

There can be no greater joy than being handed a fresh nugget of poo by your bathing baby.

Today I am the IT guy. Hurray.

it is pissing it down

Apparently the key to smaller cable bills is to phone up and say "I would like my bill to be smaller".

How do you force quit Safari now that holding down home activates voice control? Shouting "quit you bastard" is not working.

Addresses intermittent hard drive related pauses reported by a small number of customers. \o/

"like gazing through a horrid little window into an awesome universe of pure blockheaded spite" bit.ly/1UJjef #janmoir

QRCode reading has finally fallen to my feeble C++ skills. I am now as dependent on XCode as I used to be on Visual C++

Very rusty C++ plus 2 hours of Objective-C skills + Google = Working Demo. Who knew?

Sorry Verizon but you can't score points by saying the iPhone is shit because most people won't believe it. http://droiddoes.com/

2 tires and a renewed license later, my driving experience is once again pleasingly legal.

It's a good job I read reddit. Otherwise I might go for years without ever hearing the phrases "fiat money" and "fractional reserve banking"

Maddie's Polka Dot Bikini routine is made of WIN! \o/

Cleopatra waiting to skate

Who's the big winner Maddie? You are! You're so money...

Protip: skating competition, birthday party & sleepover are more than even the best behaved 6 year old can cope with in 1 day. Parents also.

code.djangoproject.com/wiki/Version1.2Features "Smarter {% if %} tag" Could scarcely be dumber. Roll on 1.2

I make it a policy not to let Maddie know that Boo likes to pick her feet with Maddie's dental floss sticks.

Wave is confusing. Let's go shopping.

Governator's profane veto :) is.gd/4EV9w (via @KFIAM640)

Nothing says "potty training isn't complete" like a great big poo on the kitchen floor.

Strange Chinese speaking men from
Maryland won't stop ringing me.

Because it doesn't work.

Somebody stop me. In a moment of weakness I have been sucked into an argument on the Internet. It's like I never left university.