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The ghost of Geoffrey Howe.

Blindfolded Sandra Bullock.

If there’s one thing Dad loved more than serenity, it was a two stroke engine on full throttle!

I don’t think this is how trains work.

So they can update business within the hour but fought tooth and nail to avoid updating parliament within 3 days and would rather not have updated it at all.

Harry Potter and the Book of the Bitch