This place is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
In April I went round all the Alexas and changed the logged in Apple Music account from mine to my wife’s.
May was the first month in several years where #TaylorSwift was not my number 1 artist on #AppleReplay.
She was still number 2 🤷♂️
So a few weeks ago, on a sunny day, I bought a new barbecue. As I stand here in the pouring rain in mid June, I would just like to apologise to the UK public for my foolishness. It has barely stopped raining since and I am sorry.
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